OMG. This. This might actually be the thing that keeps net neutrality in check.

Yeah! And direct current is and always will be better than alternating current! And NASA is the only one allowed to put people in space! HANDS OFF OUR VACUUMS AND CURRENTS!

I don't even care that I'm using this gif twice in the same comments section.

That's a man.

Know what I'd like to see? One seriously unified push with actionable steps we can take to beat this back down. If enough people concentrate noise in one direction, things happen. So far we have a lot of internet slacktivism, much of which I'm guilty of- I signed a few petitions and emailed Wheeler. Big deal. What can…

Will someone please do this for "There's Something About Mary"?

The 80's were a stressful time.

I could do without the sweater underneath it.

Somehow, both these people are a year younger than I am but look like they're about a decade or two older.

Just the other day I was moving into a new place and had the Time Warner guy over to do an install (required by TWC if you want to use your own modem). One problem- there was no power activated on the property yet. TWC suggested coming back another time, but Jesus H, have you ever tried to get an appointment with…

Nun cat loves a good laser disco.

Dude... Roomba's are a real thing now. Where there's a will, there's a way.

Hey look! A YouTube commenter- right here on Gizmodo! Fascinating! I didn't know they could read!

Insert predestination counterargument here.

Same goes for living forever. If you can imagine it, it's pretty much a safe bet that eventually we'll do it.

That does it. I'm literally going to plan my career and life around cities that have Google Fiber.

Pfff. Amateurs.

THERE IS NO CAKE!

So we can put a rover on Mars to collect data in perpetuity for, what, like $3 billion, give or take?

Slip and falls are the worst cases to take. If I'm not mistaken you have to prove prior knowledge of the liability.