Awesome.

She is supposed to be infallibly perfect.

It's funny that anyone is even pursuing this because there's no debate over who has better vocal timbre. That's why Neil is a professional physicist and Morgan Freeman is a professional actor.

The sad thing? She's not a valley girl. South Carolina.

Valid. However:

Outstanding! Hahahaha.

Are you SURE this isn't a photo from a smaller satellite Wonka factory?

Personally I think she has a promising future.

I love Neil, but... Morgan Freeman for all VO's forever, please.

Experiment on Mars, please. Let the terraforming begin!

"Giz inadvertently hits 'bottom' by using word 'bottom' to describe a sexist Tweet about a woman's bottom."

Lately it's been more like YouTube.

I need drugs or something to make this video psychologically manageable.

I'm extremely tired so this is all I got out of the title.

WHAT IS A "SENSOR"?!

You guys are killing me. I tried to promote them all but couldn't!

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

Great idea, but has anyone ever had just a little bit left in the bottle so they squeeze it and mostly air comes out, but there's still some left so they squeeze like four more times to get every last drop? K, now remember how that airborne resin got into your nasal passages, your eyes and your throat? Remember that…

Someone needs to write a script about Aaron Sorkin, but then who would write it?

I guess I wouldn't rule it out, but in all probability it's likely a fake. I'm not an AE expert, but I use it quite a bit and that project looks way too simple for the effects its supposed to be creating. Wouldn't you say?