after googling and seeing what an elephant penis looks like, apparently i'm a giant homophobe

The same pedigree that implied Ass Backwards would be hilarious?

Paul Walker did date a 17 year old, may he char in peace.

you'd only be able to do it once

Their smoky voiced Clinton was amazing. "I may not be THE MASK…but I'M SMOKING"

Half their episodes (West Wing being episode among those) are for Patreon subscribers. You'll have to kick in $5 a month to listen to it.

Nick Mullen said this would happen.

yes.

"Eventually we will look at cisgender actors playing transgender roles the same way we look at blackface"

Selina wasn't in the episode and Bruce's been kidnapped by a white guy who wants to train him to be a ninja turtle

great running gag about adam's mom getting fucked by a dog

Yes and no. It's basically given up on whatever it tried to be in Season 1 and is basically an acid flashback regurgitation of seventy five years of batman concepts with middling coherence. whether you find that fun or not is up to you.

" but whatever" basically sums up Barsanti's tenure on this site

Catholic Church Finally Happy To Be In A Story Involving A Different Word That Starts With 'Rap'

i mean, at least they actually GOT their cowboy into office. i don't see senator richard schiff anywhere!

i don't suggest asking aloud "where's that Coon?" in, well, any part of the country

people would be asking "why the fuck are you relating something that happened in the comments section of the fucking AV Club"

joe lieberman should be the democratic candidate for president, he appeals to wusses and losers equally

You're right, I SHOULD debate Kirk Cameron. That's NOT a waste of time.

Debates are for dorks who think irreconcilable differences in beliefs can be papered over by making "good points". Get that West Wing bullshit out of here