Walker I grant you, but I take no responsibility for Paul Ryan. That's just one shitty district in the state to blame for him.

and this is how i found out they're not related! it's easy to just assume.

if only sarandon voted clinton, it would've turned wisconsin and michigan blue

yeah, but breaking up the banks won't end racism!

well, he's also an ineffectual failure so…maybe?

all i have to say is i'm astonished you remember beer league!

i got exposed to tons of new people in college, like jack daniels, jim beam, old granddad…

i always prefer considerate suicides

man, yeah, comedy central barely has any trump jokes

Heywood's a convicted felon, isn't he Monty? [Monty: Ah…doesn't really say it here.] Well, he should be!

he's pretty uppity too

“For every blue-collar Democrat we lose in western Pennsylvania, we will pick up two moderate Republicans in the suburbs in Philadelphia, and you can repeat that in Ohio and Illinois and Wisconsin.” - Chuck Schumer

yeah, who the fuck does he think he is, the guy the democrats made their head of outreach?!

man, good thing clinton spent all that time trying to woo republican voters, really worked out for her

really, if you think about it, susan sarandon is solely responsible for clinton losing

i mean, calling people racist homophobic misogynists is a proven way to get them to vote for you

i get more use out of "Look at my big dick" - Lyndon Johnson

people 'vote against their own interests' because people aren't robots and don't base their voting decisions on a dispassionate comparison of positives and negatives of candidates. thinking people are fucking spreadsheets is how clinton misjudged shit.

then you're on the right path!

the answer is to hate yourself