False rape accusations are a real thing. So are badly-calibrated speedometers that lead to speeding tickets. And dogs sometimes chew up homework.

I would love to see him interview my old Rutgers coach Mike Rice who physically abused players by kicking them and throwing basketballs at them and cursing them out of the gym... I wonder if he listened to all that hip hop stuff and was raised disrespectfully in a fatherless house as well.