I'd say he's an idiot, since all his careful "trolling" just makes him look like a pathetic loser. It doesn't help that he's looking like a turkey on meth these days.

I tried not to, but really, despite it's amazing beauty, we were gawked at literally everywhere we went.

Yes, I've been to 49 states. Have you ever been to southern Illinois?

But people from Montana are incredibly stupid. I remember on a family trip about 5 years ago, we went horse back riding and the perfectly nice lady at the ranch asked us which part of China we were from (My family is second generation Indian). She was so so sooooo dumb and had probably never seen a non-white person in…

Flat state? I assume you've never actually left Chicago. Were you even aware that Shawnee National Forest existed? Ugh Chicagoans.

Hawaii (or at least Oahu the only island I've been on) is so fucking weird. There's this constant mix of insanely wealthy Asians who shop at the five Chanel stores and beautiful hotels and unparalleled natural beauty and then tons of methheads and falling apart neighborhoods and stoners all squeezed together.

Chicago =/= Illinois

I have to give a hand to Instagram for how they crack down on nudity. Not that nudity is bad, cause for the most part it's awesome, but some people post truly VILE things on instagram, and there's no filters, anyone can just accidentally stumble across it. And they don't pull punches and coddle the famous people.

Most of my tumblr is filled with fashion and food and crafts though. I'm just saying, it was surprising. I've never heard that pinterest was some hotbed of Christian sayings and gun-chic.

You mean the people who's husbands make more money?

Eww seriously? I'm not on Pinterest but I was under the impression most of the crap was cake recipes and ddecoupage.

I shop at Hobby Lobby (it's the only crafts store within 20 miles of my town) and I'm pretty sure the majority of the country doesn't know about the owners.

That's weird, since the majority of pinterest users are women and the majority of women are Democrats?

I didn't say all the rest.

Yes everyone has noticed that.

Nope. The US is actually only one of the FEW countries that has any sort of double jeopardy protection. Most of the rest of the world they can just keep trying you until you die.

Except yes it is.

Weddings are for your friends/family, not for the bride/groom. No one's stopping you from going to the courthouse and getting hitched in 20 minutes.

There doesn't need to be a movie though. the Barbie tv series is already the bomb.

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