Don’t get me wrong, I love watching the best regular season pitcher of all time on the mound, but please wake me up when Kershaw puts up something like this:

I had to create a burner just for this. My earliest major news memory was Nixon getting impeached. I only remember that because that is my earliest memory of my dad still living with us and my dad yelling “good for you, f**king a$$h0le!” at the TV after he agreed to resign and my mom having to explain to me I can…