This man knows what he’s talking about. 2 squares is all you need.

Soooo.... wants to be internet famous, but doesn’t want all the baggage that comes with being famous. Got it.

Ummm no, trying to get everyone at a 50% win rate is a perfectly rigged system. Balancing your matchmaking against an algorithm trying to predict your win/loss rate is not balanced in any way, shape, or form. That’s basically predetermining where you will end up before you play your first game...

Until you realize the touchpad likes to stop working if you rest your palm on the bezel, like where your palm would go.

Until you realize the touchpad likes to stop working if you rest your palm on the bezel, like where your palm would…

Awesome. Just blocked 7 trackers when loading lifehacker.com... that’s with Adblock Plus as well.

Except hand sanitizer is only 99.99% effective, which it states on every bottle... and that is only under certain lab conditions, so he’s 100% correct.

You are on crack if you think Java syntax is easier than Python syntax.

With his dog.

Why are you using private browsing mode for web development.

Chrome likes to ignore this feature.

This is my roommates room. You can’t see a dog on his bed because she is sunken in. The box spring is standing against the wall.

Didn't they just sell kotaku?

Why would I want to save my private browsing history? There is not a single reason I can think of.

You’re dumb.

Keep being the dumb sheep you are.

Riiiiiight. Because Nick Denton is such a stand up guy, he wouldn’t use his media platform to try to keep his media platform alive?

Because it’s not a far cry from the pussified shit that floats around this website.

Yea, keep all your personal conversations in the hands of big data. Good idea.

You don’t have to move a thing, except for spreading out your coals when you’ve burnt off all the fuel.

What’s the point? Any basic charcoal grill already does this.