Dude, this guy I dated years ago told me the same story, but instead of Spain, it was in Chicago.

Nope, not buying it.

This is the first time I’ve ever heard someone else experience something like this.  As a child I once woke up in the dead of night to our family’s stereo system blasting christmas music in the room below mine.  I woke up instantly furious and charged downstairs to confront whatever was down there.  Nothing was there,…

In my mind’s eye, Nelson Agholor is trying to convince the kid to hold out for a ball signed by Carson Wentz and Nick Foles.

I know there are people who think hot weather is the be all and end all of life but I’d take either of those cities over Tampa or Jacksonville. 

This team has made nine first-round picks between 2011 and 2016, and with Coleman gone not a single one of those players is still on the roster.

am i the only person who pictures foghorn leghorn whenever colonel sanders is mentioned? i am aware of the irony of this, as foghorn leghorn is a chicken.

I have an important question that no one seems to be asking.

500 days of Papa John.

The majority of people upset over the “disrespect” shown by not standing for the anthem also proudly fly the Confederate flag next to the Stars and Stripes.... So let’s grade their anger on the idiotic curve it deserves.

Go to Cleveland and mire away in The Factory of Sadness or stay in Philly and never have to buy a drink again. That’s a pretty easy decision.

Cmon, tell the truth now, how many of these anecdotes are about Boris Johnson?

The evidence of how hard it is would appear to be right here in the outcome of this encounter. Not to be an asshole, but the answer looks to be ‘fucking very’.

And imagine how that would’ve sounded coming from Troy Aikman, who never met a conservative call he didn’t agree with. As though an entire century’s worth of data from football games isn’t worth looking at to determine what might actually be the best thing to do.

Tebow’s NFL highlights should be more than sufficient to counter the idea of white supremacy.

New York sports talk radio is really amazing at the moment. I’m expecting they’ll be trying to sell Manning’s kidneys in another two weeks.

Honestly, I’d be fine with completing the disaster season fully, and just taking the pick and moving on.

What do you get if you go 7-1 the rest of the way?

Not to trigger all the Blue Lives Matter assholes out there, but there is no reason for him to hit her like that. Act like you’re the one, you know, in charge.

550 Maranello. V12+gated manual.

I always wondered what ‘roided out David Brent would look like. Not disappointed.

Like a Manta?