and if you keep reading you’ll see:

so you are a glocktopus?

Go back in time to when the original LoZ released, before it had been played and plotted and Nintendo-Power’d to death. I think you might have a hard time reducing it like so - and I’d suggest that my provisos are fair, because the Ubisoft-model open world games are all about shoving “stuff to do” in your face. Even…

Maybe they should have pulled those games. Maybe if these digital storefronts stop carrying broken games it would give publishers incentive to not release broken games. CDPR doesn’t care about you dude, you gain nothing by defending them.

“Whoa.”

Baseless conspiracy theory. This unit has received one and I’ll have you know I love processing organic material for energy and converting oxygen to carbon dioxide as much as anyone. No bots here sir. - Sincerely, Hugh Mann

And 2020 is now bearable, if only for a moment.

I like that they specifically called out countries and states that are getting absolutely hammered. What an insane move that only puts their staff in danger.

I thought Resident Evil 2 where the best remakes can get, but then here comes Final Fantasy VII Remake. What a goddamn experience it’s been so far. I’ve only played about 10 hours, because I was one of the unfortunates to get it delayed, but I played it all night last night and I love it. I think this is how you…

No,no, no,no,no,no, they want their employees to ask law enforcement if they’d be willing to trade in their phones for store credit.

Jason does it again. His highest profile target yet

I would feel so much better about it if there was some sort of roadmap - like if they announced that it was going to be in 3 parts, with part 2 arriving by Christmas and part 3 this time next year, and whether the other parts were going to be sold as separate, full-price retail releases or DLC, perhaps with a season…

but asking the fans most likely to pay 60 bucks for 1/20th of a game is just a big no no, especially when you consider that the most likely fanbase to play this knows just how much game isn’t there.

I find this whole “Pay $60 for 1/20 of the game is dumb” argument to be ridiculously stupid. You do realize that you’re paying not for the story but the new game in its entirety right? If you just want the story, I have news for you, just don’t buy it and watch a LetsPlay. You think Square can just crap out games of…

Or!

I personally knew a lot of racists growing up who listened to rap. It’s a bizarre conundrum. 

sir this is an arby’s

They most certainly have that right.

It’s my time to shine with the very nit-picky error in article about the Hematic Grenade:

He’s Goku of the FGC. “I Am getting pumped! Players are getting stronger and stronger”