Interesting plot twist in what I will always remember as the most brutal takedown in TV history. They didn’t just have him join a cult, they made it a child molester cult. They didn’t just repurpose his dialogue, they repurposed his voice to advocate child rape. And the way they killed him off? Even Kenny wouldn’t…

No — no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent...Bernard. So beautiful...

So you are saying the ability to finish in two minutes is a feature, and not a bug? Just curious, no reason. (P.S. Am I doing Kinja, right?)

At the end of this video, does Mario disappear? Because this guy made blitzball.

It does seem like all these advancements do, despite the montage of talking heads saying otherwise, is lower the preceived value of console ownership. The problem is, they need consumers to believe console ownership is just as valuable a thing (or more so!)to drop $400 on, while giving you less lifespan and less games…

Oddly political...

So now I’ll be buying a ps4 in September. Good to know.

I’m thinking divorce, Welkin takes the Edelweiss/Batmobile right at her.

Yeah, I hope Zack Snyder does a sequel dealing with the fallout from the Marmota destroying Randgriz Castle.

Does it really ask that question? Because if it’s anything like Ghost Dad starring Bill Cosby, I’d go with Ghost Radio.

Two Lionhead posts in a row. Nice synergy there, Cosplay/Kotaku!

“Guys calm down. No early review does not necssarily mean this title is a complete Clevelandesque craptastic river fire of a game, with a framerate of a right page corner flip doodle in a library book, doomed to an E.T. sized landfill.” -this article (which I love).

If we really want to protect kids this law doesn’t go far enough in my opinion. What’s to stop someone from using a fake birth certificate and getting into the restroom of their choice? We need someone to enforce the law. To really get in the trenches and do the dirty work. We need a....Poop Cop.

Fahey nabs another golden Captionie in the category of Best Graphing Joke. It’s his first nomination and second win.

After absolutely loving their first two games, I would never doubt this team. Also, I am doubting this game. Pick a side, my brain!

The shot was great, but the slow approach is key as it lulls the defender into a half court def. If he had pushed the ball more quuckly Westbrook would have been in his face. He had to know the whole time he’s pulling up for just after half court. That’s amazing.

Clicked hoping for some sort of Godzillye...

His own blood?

How this really went down.

Meh.