I don’t even see Michael B. Jordan anywhere.

Oh hey Donald, I guess even you can’t miss these huuuge savings.

Oh hey Donald, I guess even you can’t miss these huuuge savings.

Mace Windu....is dead????????

I’ve avoided Kotaku ever since I was spoiled about it being a perfect time to get excited for the durable yet cozy Flint and Tinder’s Pocket Tees. That was something Huckberry and I should have discovered together.

This guy really took that perk *removes sunglasses and loses 1 perception*....and swam with it.

Just read your top comment. Well, this is awkward.

“Dear animals...take me to Far Cry 5.”

Also, some of these comics used video games to make people have an audible rythmic contraction of their diaphragm. The nerve.

Great. Now Fallout New New Amsterdam is totally going to have an embargo on its embargo embargo.

Wow, you managed to take a position which I share (players should be compensated and allowed to profit) against an organization which I hate in such an off putting way that I am now rethinking things. Maybe the NCAA isn't so bad?

A rare non-UK fan Kentuckian appears! He uses shared interests. It's super effective!

I'm a huge UK basketball and Kotaku fan. I knew there was going to be a day when those Venn diagram circles would overlap. Two great tastes taste great together!

Anyone for starting up a friendly Kotaku reader team?

Waldo left us a clue. This is clearly a hastily drawn map leading us right to him! *gets in ol' timey biplane bound for Europe*

Great article! I loved how your $100 purchase effectively showed Ubisoft's attempt at "goldilocks-ing" those micro-transactions. The $100 isn't actually there to be purchased, it's there to make the other purchases seem more normalized, affordable and "just right" to the consumer.

Hey PBS! Forget the tote bag, I need a Ken Burns documentary on Franklin Delano Roseliavelt and Teddiursa Roosevelt immediately.

And that question is..."Should I use the word 'retarded' in a pejorative way today?"

Why is Dean Pelton named Fahey in this game?

Gameplay's not so bad, some decent sneak-style puzzle solving, but the story and characters are crazy bland. So many better games out there! So little time!

I'd say Thief is a steal at that price, but...