There’s only one way to know for sure.

Tried my new bidet for the first time today and WOW it is so convenient to have a little water fountain right there when you throw up.

Sounds like Big Bidet got to you already

Let’s say you go to McDonalds and both chefs makes burgers with their butt. One of the chef’s uses a bidet and the other just uses paper.

Which burger are you going to eat?

I rest my case.

4. Picking up dead spiders off the basement floor next to the dryer

What interesting words you are providing to me. I am excited to try this with cheese-its.

Traditional egg is the best Reese’s.  Not just for Easter.  Period.  Perfect proportion of chocolate to filling with the proper texture in a not fussy or crumbly shape.  Tops all others:  cups, minis, pieces, trees.  The.  Best.  Period.

I saw commercial for the Durango Hellcat that said, “Forget everything you know about performance SUVs!” So I did. And it was a load off my mind.

This article was hilarious, thank you 

I specifically got an oil mister for this.

Yup, people also tend to use much higher heat than really necessary, which when combined with oils, basically just burns it onto whatever surface you’re using it on.

My 2011 Elantra is turning into a money pit. Please tick-tokers, steal my car so I can get insurance money to buy a better non-Hyundai vehicle.

they took the universal part of USB a bit too far...

My opener stopped working, and I was trying to close the door by hand when one of my springs snapped. Scared the hell out of me. 

When it happened a few years ago (working from home) it was confusing as hell. “What was that sound?!” was the main response. 

Long ago and far away when I was a ranger in Yellowstone NP. On a day off I drove up one the long since closed little used public roads for sightseeing. I was parked, out of my vehicle, and a considerable distance from it. Photographing wildflowers if I recall correctly.

The MSG is technically optional

Excellent advice that most people won’t take. I’ve owned my car outright for the last 7 years, after 5 years of payments. No payments for 7 years. The only maintenance has been two brake jobs and a set of new tires.

“I can afford it and like the perks” is a plenty good reason to lease.

That’s just amazing. I’m not mad at him at all.