My 2011 Elantra is turning into a money pit. Please tick-tokers, steal my car so I can get insurance money to buy a better non-Hyundai vehicle.

they took the universal part of USB a bit too far...

My opener stopped working, and I was trying to close the door by hand when one of my springs snapped. Scared the hell out of me. 

When it happened a few years ago (working from home) it was confusing as hell. “What was that sound?!” was the main response. 

Long ago and far away when I was a ranger in Yellowstone NP. On a day off I drove up one the long since closed little used public roads for sightseeing. I was parked, out of my vehicle, and a considerable distance from it. Photographing wildflowers if I recall correctly.

The MSG is technically optional

Excellent advice that most people won’t take. I’ve owned my car outright for the last 7 years, after 5 years of payments. No payments for 7 years. The only maintenance has been two brake jobs and a set of new tires.

“I can afford it and like the perks” is a plenty good reason to lease.

That’s just amazing. I’m not mad at him at all.

i suspect we will have access to affordable eggs again

Upvoted for the #bringbackpotatocakes hashtag.

Damn it, now I’m going to have to make Linguine and Clams this week. 

Anything less than 50% rounds down to zero.

Beer is less than 10% alcohol that’s basically none.

I promise to stay sober this January and not touch alcohol. Unless I really need or want a drink, of course. Oooh, wine. Wine doesn’t count, right?

Canadian here. No, not all of us know this. I’m in the Pacific Northwest. No one here knows how to deal with any weather that’s not sunny.

Kringles are flakier. King cakes are breadier.

Got it. Don’t be Matt Gaetz.

Jan. 6 also means the return of the New Orleans Pelicans nightmare-fuel King Cake Baby mascot:

2023 isn't taking prisoners, fuck. Why isn't it ever utter shit bags that die early in the year?