Now Mr Johnson, this concludes the “Fuck Around” portion of proceedings. Now we move on the “Find Out” part.

Kringles are flakier. King cakes are breadier.

Got it. Don’t be Matt Gaetz.

Jan. 6 also means the return of the New Orleans Pelicans nightmare-fuel King Cake Baby mascot:

Getting a Tesla

2023 isn't taking prisoners, fuck. Why isn't it ever utter shit bags that die early in the year?

Luthen’s monologue about forcing Lonni Jung to stay in his position (with the not-so-veiled threat that if he leaves, Luthen’s rebels will kill him and his family) is some of the best television acting and writing I’ve ever seen.

“If he’s there to be a hot piece of ass and occasionally throw a stick around...?”

I was quite disappointed in Moon Knight. Really thought they had a chance to do something vastly different than typical Marvel content. But, I’m not going to hop on twitter and berate the people that made it. These people who get mad at every little thing involving a woman need to get lives.

people have very little to do with their free time, apparently

Wait a minute — people got angry at THAT?!?

I am all for adding worchestershire sauce to damn near anything, right up there with hot sauce like Louisana or Chotula.

Nah, that’s not cocaine film making. Cocaine film making is ultra violent revenge nonsense. This is LSD based film making.

That is some minor league trolling right there. C-

I feel like the term Detroit-style pizza wasn’t used until 10-15 years ago, and every chain based in Detroit tries to use it for marketing purposes. I eat Jets more often than I eat any other pizza, but I don’t think it’s true Detroit-style. Sure, it’s square, but the sauce isn’t on top of the cheese, and to me that…

Ahh farts are always funny lol.  It’s funny I had gastric sleeve surgery about a year and a half ago and I have been farting like a buffalo ever since LOL.

Those are good points. I agree that single stream recycling is a complete failure. Separate recycling is a far more effective strategy (although I’ve seen people run roughshod over that at my local recycling bins, too, sadly).

I feel like if the option is “spend $40 at McDonalds” or “Eat 30-40 Olives” I’m going with the latter and experiencing less regret than usual.

I totally understand why someone would use these if they have transportation, childcare, or mobility issues. I do not have those. I will drive and get the food myself. I am the food delivery service for my wife. 

The best compliment I can give it is that it'll join my annual Christmas rotation. I had a big goofy grin and three sizes bigger heart through the whole thing (although it is jarring to have a GOTG entry without Zoe/Gamora - find her soon, gang!)