American here. We are particularly bad at everything.

What if I’m going to visit my girlfriend, who totally exists? You don’t know her though, and she stays off of social media, but she’s super hot – trust me.

My problem would be I’d throw while trying to figure out what to hum as my mind goes blank on every song I know.

Definitely - I think lactose was actually first used in stouts and the use in IPAs and sours is more of a recent trend.

I know you didn’t advocate either way, but that picture speaks a thousand words.  If you put ketchup on your hot dog you should go to jail

I heartily recommend running to Walmart for some Famous Dave’s sweet and spice pickle relish. Great for burgers and hotdogs.

Rather than risking someone actually using Pam on a hot grill or dealing with oiling, I just use this. Non-flammable and works like a charm.

“Hot dogs are really gross if you eat more than one of them.”

Party foul: Use of the word “Uncircumcised” in relation to food.

See my article: why I never ever check a bag for trips under a week long unless I absolutely have to.

And wring the damn thing out and put it in its holder when you’re done using it. The number of times I’ve fished the wet sponge out of the bottom of the break room sink is too damn high!

Long story here: I was having a very hard time in my life at this a certain point with (I’m gonna regret putting this out there) drinking and depression during the height of the pandemic but Eddie Van Halen died, who was a hero of mine and made me want to start playing guitar. Then Alexi Laiho from Children of Bodom…

I understand that, the other day I decided to listen to the Foo Fighters. While I enjoyed the music, I couldn’t help but think of Taylor the entire time.

So far in my life there has only been one celebrity death that sent me into what I can only describe as actually mourning, and it was Tom Petty. His music has been part of my life since I was born, and I grew to be a huge fan. Anyone who is a big music fan probably connects deeply to a handful of artist’s work, and…

Also, Volcano Tacos.

Taco Bell seems to be more about exclusive offers and rewards than deals. All I know is I’m getting a free Mexican pizza next week!

Don’t forget Nextdoor. As awful as that site can be I find it very helpful when cleaning out my garage. I’ve offered a ton of stuff for free on that site, and see others doing the same. 

I just picked up a top of the line, non-functioning, wine fridge from Craigslist’s Free section. Two $45 circuit boards and half an hour later, fully functioning wine fridge!

Insomnia?

...it’s almost as if we live in a nation with precious little respect or protection for regular working people!