I appreciate this article. It’s not telling me what I’m supposed to like. It’s providing a set of parameters that critics use and also acknowledging that the best pizza is the one that fits the moment.

Huh. I missed the paragraph where the author set out their political platform. But I guess I’m not spending my off time scouring food articles for weird culture war stuff.

Or go buy an easy countertop distiller and you pour a gallon in and get a gallon out in 2-4 hours. Thats what we do and works just fine and much more efficient if you need distilled water with any regularity (or just go buy it if you aren’t don it that often).

Membership rule No 1 - turn off auto renew.

Sam’s runs Groupon and in-house membership deals often enough, as long as you’re a “new” member. Often it’s enough in food and gift cards to offset the membership ($25 in GC, a free rotisserie chicken, a free dessert tray, a free pizza)

I don’t know what the required lapse in…

All the current conservative whining about free speech is less about free speech as it is a bunch of moronic entitled whining manbabies throwing a baby fit because Twitter and Facebook rightly banned their idol, the King of Whining and Lying Manbaby in Chief, who they think the Magical Sky Troll has sent from above,…

ANY GIVEN MEL BROOKS MOVIE. They tend to do poorly in theaters, but they become cult classics.

Butter churner.  Perhaps you should collaborate with Claire Lower on your next sex position calorie counter article. 

I did this with double cheeseburgers when I lived in China. There weren’t good options for western food in the vicinity of my apartment on the outskirts of the city. If I happened to stop by a McD’s when I was downtown, I’d buy like 10 additional double cheeseburgers, take them home, and keep them in the freezer in…

One of my uncles is in the “fluoride is poison!” camp.

With a side of Danny Aiello?!?! What’s not to love? Great movie. When they mailed him to Rome, that killed me.

Giving credit to Last Boy Scout for being tongue-in-cheek and not including Hawk is a travishamockery. I love both, but Hudson Hawk is much more enjoyable.

“I put on my robe and wizard hat..."

While I agree with this article....

This article provides a lot more detail and it makes sense how he lives: https://www.beyondships.com/Cruise-articles-Super-cruiser.html

He’s showing how much you can carry in the back! Like a folded-up blanket topped with a foil-wrapped sub/hoagie/grinder/hero (trying to be inclusive here).

Genuine lol

Somebody doesn’t get out much...

Several of the men in my youth used to roll up corn silk in Prince
Albert cigarette paper and smoke it. They also too the brown powder in dried wild mushrooms and used it as snuff.  I have no idea what made them do that.

We used to snort Pixie Sticks or crush up Smarties and snort those when I was in middle school. We also used to try to swing high enough to flip my friend’s swingset. I dunno if that was even possible, but it used to come out of the ground and it felt possible. If I think about it some more, I can probably think of a…