Chili Cheese on Cacio e Pepe Potato Chips

Wings are probably my favorite food of all time but the prices have gone up so much that I can’t afford them anymore. A boat of wings at the grocery store is $30.

If you are really into seltzer, you may want to skip the soda stream or buy a modified CO2 tank so you can refill it or take it to a home brew shop to refill it cheaply. The markup is very high since there aren’t easy alternatives. I use a soda siphon and a 5lb tank lasts about 6 months (making 1-2 L a day), the…

Most people fart five to 23 times per day

As a Christmas gift, I created my own fragrance.

Just gotta say I love the picture used, ha!

No Chicago dog?

I live in two worlds: this one, and the one of my own making. I must react accordingly otherwise I will be unmasked as the alien being from another dimension that I am.

I’ll go one further than that as well: If you have a particularly strong color on the wall you’re trying to paint over, SAND it, brush it, base coat, then color. I moved into a house with some awful burgundy accent walls, so I sanded them down before brushing off debris, then priming and painting. Paint can get…

Am I the only one who finds many cloth masks actually *less* comfortable, though? I always hear about N95 being uncomfortable. But at least the 3D structure doesn’t make it feel like I am sucking in cloth every time I breathe.

Ah, a New Englander. Jimmies are still sprinkles

What about jimmies?

I, too, live alone and I almost always halve soup recipes and still manage to have more soup than anyone could possibly eat.

Yeah. I’m convinced that the marketing arm of Big Vinegar has seeded all of these “miracle” applications to get people to buy more vinegar. Because it didn’t work well as a gnat trap, and I’ve never had much luck with it as a cleaning agent either.

When you’re feeding an entire sports team at the White House, It’s really easy to run up that kind of bill.

Isn’t Jess King gay? I thought that was what that comment meant. 

🤔 I’m not saying I love you Claire, but I do dig you 👍

Long ago a co-worker brought a big sack of Egg McMuffins for everyone at work and it was the best day at that job ever and I still write about 15 years later.

Rick Bayless - the better Bayless.