member jawas?

God damn Member Berries...

Well now I know what I’m doing this weekend with that old pile of tires in the corner of my garage.

Well Cleveland, you had your out in 1995 to never have to deal with the heartache and pain of Cleveland Browns football and you went back to it like a bad relationship. You did this to yourself Cleveland. Remember that... you did this to yourself.

1. The trash can

On the plus side, we now know what it would look like if TGI Friday’s ever decided to put together a marching band.

Oh my God, that header gif! Yes!

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

I find it legitimately fascinating that while quality of play is higher now than it’s been in nearly 20 years, and despite the amount of generational-type talent in the league right now, there still isn’t a single superstar in the league right now with enough cachet to warrant making another Space Jam.

Can’t argue with his decision. I’m sure Sooners fans are screaming “perfidy”, though. I just really wanted to use the word perfidy in a sentence. I’m not sure what the fans will scream, really. 

Hey, man, go easy on him. The dude live through one hell of a major cancer scare. I mean, he almost got married to a woman with breast cancer, but dumped her just in time!

“The USMNT Lost to Mexico and Everything Was Alright Except for Those Garbage MLS Players,” by Billy Haisley.

That Crimson Tide-Broncos championship game is going to be one for the ages.

I’m going to miss all the Spanish highlights of our sports.

I don’t think Woodley was playing, that was just his reaction. He said in an interview after that he just kind of assumed that was Conor being Conor, which is exactly what I mean by saying that everything with Conor is semi-staged. Like this is really him, just a loud and outspoken person, but who hams it up a…

Just stop watching/attending/buying merch. I mean, how silly is it to keep watching these clowns when clearly their only goal is maximum dollar extraction out of the fans? You’ve got two other completely competent top tier sports franchises to root for Cleveland.  

Worse, imagine if you were a student manager and you not only gave up your time but ultimately your life for a Brian Kelly-coached Notre Dame football team.

In difficult times such as these, it’s nice to see Americans go back to the one unifying, unambiguously good past-time that has lasted them for over 240 years: kicking the shit out of the Irish.

/ovulates

She was probably just trying to make TE.