But you can write some shitty words and call it a comment.

Jet fuel can’t melt the double A gaps blitz package.

I have a recycled Bushmills bottle with a liquor pour top on it

I never measured the Bushmills when I poured it, and I’m not going to start measuring the oil

I have a recycled Bushmills bottle with a liquor pour top on it

I never measured the Bushmills when I poured it, and…

Presumably because:
1) This dispenser is used to store olive oil.
2) It has a cap
3) It isn’t a measuring cup that you would store with your other utensils and use for measuring things other than olive oil.

Presumably because:
1) This dispenser is used to store olive oil.
2) It has a cap
3) It isn’t a measuring cup…

Despite what people might say, this is not really black and white. Technically, that video is what is called “grayscale.”

I concur: Foodsavers are amazing. Buy those jumbo packs of meat at Costco and repackage into more normal sized portions with it.

I concur: Foodsavers are amazing. Buy those jumbo packs of meat at Costco and repackage into more normal sized…

He has 5 jobs and works his ass off

I can’t imagine how you could be a successful NBA coach without being sensitive of race relations in this country.

It’s amazing how the media has whipped up a horse race JUST IN TIME for the debates, this has to be perhaps the most coincidental set of circumstances of all time! 

in memoriam, all flags will be flown at half mast\half lemonade.

It was actually in dudeyourrodsinme.

Oh, come on. My crippling alcoholism is a fine religion, if you ask me.

All religions suck.

“Jesus Christ, you guys.”

Title Nein

I just want one of those Turb-O-Chef ovens they use to cook the pizza in two minutes at 7-Eleven. Thing’s probably got the power draw of a small nuclear reactor for the convection, but damn if it ain’t cool.

True, but those directions are an estimate, and because of all the factors that can impact cooking time, you aren’t supposed to take those as gospel anyway. Instead you should check things for done-ness, however it is you do that based on the recipe (eg with a meat thermometer).

A failing marriage is a lot for him to shoulder.

I assumed that was a silencer so the other fish wouldn’t hear him coming and he could keep his killstreak up.

In the coral
The mighty coral
The lionfish dies tonight