I’m glad they’re cracking down on hits to the dick instead of dicking down on hits to the crack

Not to be outdone the WNBA has announced that next year referees will make a point of emphasis on boxing out properly.

DON’T FREAK ME OUT, MAN.

Yeah live NFL games kind of suck, especially in December in the damn Meadowlands:(

I was 100% with you til your last line.

This article made me have a huge bowl of chocolate peanut butter ribbon ice cream for dinner. I *just happened* to have a half-gal in the house, and then this, so, um. I ate most of it. It was banging.

I want this on a warm brownie with ice cream. Right now. For dinner.

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

If the ACC can pull out, why couldn’t Pat McCrory’s dad?

I don’t know why but fucking “Krilzonski” just about damn near killed me.

Roy Williams and Mick Krilzonski must be having having strokes even as we speak.

THIS sort of post makes reading Lifehacker worthwhile. The other great stuff is icing on the cake. Thanks, Thorin.

Fitting that a team best known for shitting itself has the team name running down its leg.

I think for most people who haven’t used a wearable, it’s hard to fully imagine the experience. I’d recommend everyone try one for a bit to see how it works for them. You can always return it if it doesn’t work for you.

I think for most people who haven’t used a wearable, it’s hard to fully imagine the experience. I’d recommend…

Well, take the advantages of wearing a normal watch in today’s day and age. Add on other complications like smartphone notifications, weather, email, messaging, calling, music control, activity tracking. etc. in a watch interface. And those would be the advantages. That’s all I can really say. My Apple Watch, and…

Well, take the advantages of wearing a normal watch in today’s day and age. Add on other complications like…

I have a fitbit surge, and love it. I can answer calls from my fb device if I tap the incoming call indicator, change my music, and read notifications. I was going to go for the apple watch, but decided not too. Apple watch does all the same things, but you can also use it for apple pay, which i think is pretty…

I have a fitbit surge, and love it. I can answer calls from my fb device if I tap the incoming call indicator,…

There is no IT department anymore. Also, I sorta work for another company contracted by this company of which I’m using the internet from.

There is no IT department anymore. Also, I sorta work for another company contracted by this company of which I’m…

My Fresh Works that I bought the last time I saw it on Lifehacker is delivering tomorrow. Perfect timing!

Hey man, we just said what’s most likely to happen. Not what’s set in stone. Don’t let your dreams be dreams.