wasn’t there already a Browns emoji?

“Oh, goddamnit. Now everyone is going to think I’m a Colts fan.” -Rex Ryan

The last thing Venezuelan’s need? Inflated expectations.

“Like I told Zeke this morning, don’t worry about any of this, they don’t make batteries domestically anymore”

- Emmitt Smith

I mean...geologically speaking.

Two and a half hours? Ick. I'd rather watch an old VHS or my mom farting down my dad's throat for that amount of time.

Since Fox is so enamored, I would argue that Aikman is more like Helen of Troy, the face that launched a thousand Skips.

I haven’t seen backpedaling that awkward since my dad realized mid-rant that he was talking about immigration policy to a guy whose last name was Ramirez.

Fortunately its a benign brain tumor, likely a meningioma and can be cured with a single operation. Interestingly, these tumors are more common in women and likely became symptomatic now because she was pregnant. Meningiomas often have estrogen and progesterone receptors and can grow during pregnancy. Best of luck to…

don’t come in here and try to contradict me with your “facts”

Thanks. He’s fat and weighs a huge amount

probably not, due to his big fat body. he’s so fat that he’s unable to stand up due to how huge he is. don’t mean to offend.

Whitlock looks like a first responder gave him that jacket to keep him warm until his parents came to pick him up.

Cruz’s constituency is going be pissed off when they find out that his favorite football teams are in the Ivy League and the CFL.

There is one on Netflix right now that is just jellyfish swimming around in 4K.

Reminds me of “Sunrise Earth”:

Cheater!! Oh, I love this.

My favorite Sager and KG moment. Nothing snarky to add, Cancer sucks.

Some say opinions can never be wrong. They are wrong. This is wrong. Skins are the best.