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Neverest

K2 good to be true

Katmandidn’t

Nike is currently developing a Tebow shoe that helps its wearers leave footprints in the sand.

Do they not use the engine brake?

Aw, really? I love Mountain Dew... I never have it anymore, but it’s tasty.

Can’t

but you can cancel the subscription after your first delivery.

but you can cancel the subscription after your first delivery.

No. Just the first two sentences.

No. Just the first two sentences.

Nope. The fun police is on to you. Bringing your own booze is not only frowned upon by many airlines, but it’s a violation of federal law to drink alcoholic beverage onboard an an aircraft unless served by the airline.

U.S. Soccer is a bunch of hypocrites considering Tim Howard has been blurting out inappropriate things his entire career.

Damn, it’s getting a little dusty in here...

Alright, Milo. Three more good comments and we can go get some ice cream.

That reminds me of my dad and how he’d drive his IROC-Z onto the court where I was playing youth basketball and skid that thing real close to me while I was trying to shoot a free throw. If I missed, he’d flick a cigarette at me, peel out, and I wouldn’t see him for months. If I made the shot he’d nod at me…

Good dad, my ass. Look at how badly that kid’s missing his spots.

I wonder if he benintendi to do that all along.

OMG, this is fantastic.

Apparently the bug was live broadcasting to several gambling syndicates in real time. In an effort to push back against apathetic Australian fans a New Zealand paper offered the unfortunate headline “All Blacks live matter”

No no no, I didn’t mean to give that impression. I’m saying Time better not mess with those four.