In college one of my friends wanted to host a “Bouncy Booze Bash” so we looked into bounce house rentals and it was like $300/he to rent it or you could buy one for $600 so we bought one and immediately popped it by having too many fat drunk dudes on it

This is a joke right? Ain’t no middle child running their mouth, it’s the oldest that can’t keep their mouth shut

Is that Doune Castle in the header? Went there for our honeymoon, also hit up Deanston and Glengoyne while we were there, great times!

Honey powder would be perfect, I’ll have to look into that! The brine was what I was thinking would be best but I’m not sure if that is going to give me enough honey flavor. Guess I’ll have to make some fried chicken this weekend...

You’re not wrong but if you pan fry instead of deep fry you can get away with only using ~1lb of lard. Oil is definitely the easier route though.

fry in lard or gtfo

Zlatan isn’t impressed by backheel volleys

I figured the Brown’s workaround would be to just nor have any highlights

Was surprised by this comment until I saw the username

Haha Irish Car Pong sounds awful, and I have had plenty of nights getting ‘schlaggered, no clue how I am still alive either...

It was jut one if those things were someone is like “wouldn’t it be funny if...” And your 19 year old self thinks it is a great idea, I think we made it through 3 rounds and then spent the rest if the day feeling like shit...

We always called thatgame Kario Mart, super fun and also quickly got out of hand, we once played it with McDonald’s hamburgers instead of beer and that was pretty much the worstdecision I have made in my life

tux is code for that polo, right?

The throw a $20 on the counter and sprint out of the store tactic totally works, used to do that in high school all the time and no one ever really tried to stop us

At lunch with my brother once he said you have to eat the pickle first for good luck. No idea why he said that but ever since then I have been trying to make that a thing and have even convinced a couple people it is. Anyway, eat the pickle first for good luck, that is proper pickle etiquette