No politics please

You’re right. Your comment does seem casually racist.

No. Man, you know the answer is always and forever going to be no. Stop fucking asking, you are never allowed to use that fucking word.

He killed his paw

Oedipus Tex?

Roger Goodell: [murders Jerry Jones]

This is a truly impressive humblebrag, I mean that. Like, I guess it’s not even a humble brag.

One issue is that he’s fairly pro-Wall Street. (You may remember back in 2012, when Obama was attacking Romney’s record as a vulture fund guy, Booker spoke out against Obama and in defense of Romney.) He’s also big on charter schools, vouchers, and other forms of education privatization. And just recently, he voted…

It should also be noted that Aubrey is a girl’s name

So let me get this straight, he admitted he did something wrong and was disgusted by his own behavior. He did himself no favors by admitting things, only is trying to speed the process along so he can be rehabilitated in the public’s eye. He admitted guilt because he is guilty, knows it and is hoping the court of…

I’m willing to be that you, a woman, would get asked to leave the changing area if you were peering over the barriers too. Because that’s a violation no matter who’s doing it.

I’m sorry that happened to you, but it sounds like that was a problem with the changing room. I can’t think of any changing room I’ve been in where you could easily look over the side (assuming the walls didn’t go to the ceiling). There have maybe been a few where you could look over if you stood on a chair, but that…

The New York Times broke the story, ya nerd.

Here’s the simple fact: It’s The New York Times

I’m not sure why you’re bringing up the Washington Post? The New York Times broke the story earlier this morning — two different cities, two completley different media outlets.

When are the Bryan Singer stories going to start flooding out?

“Is this my weekend with the kids? No, I think that’s next week. This must be the Jay-Cees golf scramble weekend. But then when’s the Hands on a Hardbody?”

Tebow’s NFL highlights should be more than sufficient to counter the idea of white supremacy.

I also bumped into Jeff Fisher on a checkout line recently. It was at a 7-Eleven in Montana. However, after he left it was a 7-Nine.

*Grabs popcorn to watch owners implode*