He thought “beat writer” was a command.

While I don’t entirely agree with your assessment of Hillary, I do have to note (with enormous satisfaction) that the Republican party couldn’t put forward any reasonable meatsack.

It’s exactly as colossally stupid as it seems. Trump became the nominee of the Party that embraced him so thoroughly due, in no small part, to the fact that the press soft-pedaled the obscenity of his life, his actions, his politics, and his own language. Werder is behaving as if this was an exception, and as if Trump…

My best friend and I were in the parking lot of a church (we attended his great-uncle’s funeral) when he dared me to sneeze on his deceased’s face. My friend absolutely loathed his uncle, and for good reason. But he’d promised to briefly attend the service and not make a scene, so he wanted one last posthumous dig…

So?

What’s Aleppo?

Since when does the losing team take a knee?

Ugh, yes. I started listening to the podcast and he’s got the voice to go with that face. I never thought it was possible to have a crush on a voice but here I am.

This is such an incredibly stupid thing to say. And, you had the nerve to bring up the Indian thing, at all, and then go on to make a weak-ass case on top of it.

He supports the legalization of pot.

Never forget.

what

And despite all this, they’re still paying their players more than the NFL’s minor league system.

capable outfielder Neil Walker

Yes: the NBA and its franchises, as businesses, should have rules in place to castigate employees who are convicted of felonies.

$35,000 a year seems like a lot to ask to you? You have a weird definition of “a lot.”

The fun part about tonight is that Pence has earned praise for being a more normative liar than his running mate. He deflected the real questions with concern-trolling and chest-puffing like a normal conservative instead of turning the subtext into text so that everyone can hear how shitty it is.

When Beckham hauled in a short out route for four yars, Rhodes hit him on his way out of bounds.

So you’re saying that when given three kind of bad choices Fitzpatrick can be counted on to consistently pick the worse of the three. And you’re offering this as some sort of endorsement? Interesting.

The thought of Bartolo Colon: Deadbeat Dad makes me sad, but the thought of Bartolo Colon: Attorney at Law makes me happy.