Thank you. Plus, it would be gauche to put Columbia in an ad. Not that their ad department would be able to remember why.

I am more impressed that he can hit a golf ball with a baseball.

Papi u mad

SHUT UP. THAT SONG IS AWESOME.

I’m uncomfortable with the idea that if the “internet” wants something (to know this guy’s identity so we can goof on him by asking him what he was doing) that we just make it so like this. Just because somebody got him on camera doesn’t lead to our right to know anything about him. That Jez asked for help finding out…

Putin is pissed now that Kvyat got demoted...anything with the name Formula in it must pay.

“Wait......why would you need to close the roads?”

Later, in the staff meeting, Dan presents all his interesting and unexpected findings, without a hint of irony.

Hi Dan—

I expect Mexico City’s park will be pretty pitcher friendly with its 50 foot walls and all.

I can tell you have not moved to Brooklyn by the way you ask that question.

As someone who played the tuba and sousaphone for many years, I have never heard a single person try to argue with a straight face that one is better than the other.

Driving away from customers and boasting about it in the media is certainly not going to get him paid.

But that didn’t happen, did it? We’re talking about a Trump supporter denying a Bernie supporter help. Could the same happen if it was the reverse? Certainly. Would most Trump supporters do the same that this guy did? Likely not, because they’re probably not assholes. But trying to justify this because the possibility…

Bullshit.

U know that money wanst going to go to a man right. It wasnt a waste. Getting more women to run even if they lose is a good thing.

What’s wrong with white men using their privilege for just purposes? There’s nothing wrong with diversity initiatives created and managed by POC, nor is there anything wrong with diversity initiatives where white men pressure each other to consider the issue. We need all hands on deck to counter underrepresentation of…

Twenty-something white girls living in big cities are literally how non-profits survive.

Or, we could just donate to Emily’s List

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.