Go ahead, move them out to Rosemont, Schaumburg, or Naperville, they’ll still tell everyone that they’re from Chicago

Chapo Trap House is awful and I agree, WAY more bro-ey. Even if the Pod guys are a little bit to my right, I’d much rather listen to them because they make room for discussions across the left-wing political spectrum (rather than mouth fart generalities about anyone who doesn’t totally agree with them every single…

So basically this is the part where you hate on Pod Save America and Kos for being substantially more successful than Chapo and Splinter respectively?

Counterpoint: Babe Ruth living today, in a country with legal alcohol, internet pornography, and being paid tens of millions of dollars a year, would be dead within 12 months. It’s like when Bender became human in that one Futurama episode.

Who do you think would better enforce unwritten rules though, Ty Cobb or Brian McCann?

I won’t be replacing my Ice GameCube anytime soon.

That’s still too fast paced for me. I go way back with the smooth, velvety Nat King Colecovision. It’s unforgettable.

My Dr. DreAmcast suits me just fine, although they’ve been hinting new games for over a decade without releasing any, just producing other systems' games

You youngins, video game consoles all went downhill after the PS2 live crew. Although jadakiss’ Wii Gon Make It showed promise.

I traded mine in for a DMXBox.

I've still got my The Commodores 64 system. 

What part of “Soulja Boy” branding do you not get?

“Don’t believe “Little Jimmy Squealer”’s lies. I am (and have always been) very rich, and very strong. I have millions of burners, am very down with AB, and am “top dog”

Okay, in my fantasy, he gets arrested and imprisoned and THEY LET HIM KEEP HIS PHONE. I want to read everything about how much it sucks there for him.

That resort hotel I mentioned has a golf course attached to it, too, and it’s all incredibly lush and gorgeous. (Because of robots.) The setting, and the world itself, is really gorgeous and interesting.

Everyone knows kotaku and Bethesda get along really well.

The man does not believe in retreat, nor surrender.  Nor climate change.  Nor marital fidelity.  Nor loyalty of any sort, really.  I bet he does believe in ghosts though.  

I wear it just to piss people like you off to show off to the world how low my IQ is.

You think it pisses people off to know you spent $55 dollars for something worth 2 bucks and that warns them you’re trash?