Listen. Let’s make one thing very, perfectly clear here. Lil Yachty cannot rap. He is rich, yes, but so are so many other con artists out there.

** DAD JOKE ALERT **

Usually both simultaneously. 

Have you been convinced by some slick-talking neoliberal into believing they are unrelated?

While there is a difference in “punching up and punching down.”, that difference is not that one is racist and the other isn’t. A joke based about race is still racist. You can debate that one form of racism is more acceptable if you want, but you’re still debating racism vs racism.

Hey, I agree with you. Racial jokes are either wrong, or they’re not.

Is it really newsworthy that a gubernatorial candidate would be the same sort of lunatic the leader of his party is? Granted, Mango Unchained is a special kind of crazy, but he does run the show for the feral band of mayonnaise they call a political party.

And I mean that literally, as in attorneys specializing in issues arising from clients having sex.

Something that’s completely shitty designed to grab headlines and not based on any kind of sound understanding of the law, is my guess. 

If the NFL doesn’t know what a catch is, how could they ever understand a catch-22?

I look forward to the rhetoric two years from now, when Trump’s mental status has deteriorated to the point that he has to be pushed about in a Captain Pike style wheelchair with a single glowing lamp he uses for communication.

Finally, someone managed a complete and total Brexit. 

I warship Smellania 

Huh, the first sentance made so much sense, but then you just wrote “Duh, duh duh duh, duh duh.”. Seems like an odd choice.

The problem though is, at this point in time, Democrats really shouldn’t have to be rallying the voters with these staged events.

Enough with the “Why aren’t they raising hell about this?”

How would that work?

“We, as in the rest of r/prequelmemes and I.”

“ because it’s a structurally questionable movie with some bad writing and underdeveloped (or underused) characters.”