False: We actually have laws for incidents involving one person convincing another person to commit murder. It’s still murder. Fuck off.

Totally weird. The N64 is the worst Nintendo home console IMO. Worst controller and worst library by far, Super Mario 64 and Blast Corps notwithstanding.

Consider? Might? Hello? This was firmly established common knowledge way, way before he ever ran. Dotard Nation believes he’s “smart” because he says he is, that’s all.

Hark, the Fox News Assholes sii-yiing, “Glory to the Peed on King!”

“why is the defense budget not being looked at?”

It is NOT TAKING MONEY FROM YOUR POCKET. It is taking money from the government’s pocket. YOU WILL ALSO HAVE MORE MONEY, because YOUR TAX RATE WILL ALSO BE LOWER. He’s presenting it as “The average Joe will lose money because corporate tax rate,” which is BS!

That’s a really counterproductive way to look at it. The Democratic Party is a big tent; yes, there are corporatist Dems and “centrist” Dems, but to reduce it to “Both Sides Are The Same!!!” is how we got in this unholy mess.

Something tells me that the haunting moans emanating from the building are, in fact, not ghosts.

You thought The Dark Knight Rises stuck the landing?? ROFLMAO!!!

Depends on the game genre. In some, like fighting games, tiers are totally affected by the meta. Meaning that, like in this case, Blanka goes from bottom tier (in the “official” tier list) to mid-top tier (in “actual” occurring tier list) because people not learning to defend against him gives him a huge advantage in…

“Poochie saved us all by returning to his home planet.”

Yes! And when Poe himself, Mr. Damn The Torpedoes, was like “Shit, this is stupid as hell, let’s get the fuck outta here!”

I feel like you missed the best one, where Poe Dameron, dashing space flyboy, pulls a mutiny on the cold and frigid new commander who’s obviously not as a good a choice as him in his own mind, and it turns out he’s the asshole, not the hero.

Also when hyperdrive kamikaze rendered basically every other form of space warfare obsolete

I’m right there with you Jason. Final Fantasy IV, VI and VII were probably the most impacting games on my formative child years. FF VI being my favorite game ever. While I still enjoy the series, I wish they’d try something new and get away from the anime tropes and fashion model protags. FF XII was the last game…

This is easily the most important video game series in my life. I may not have finished all of them, but I’ve tried every single title and spent years playing the MMOs. I don’t think I’d be the gamer I am today if it weren’t for Final Fantasy.

In fairness they’re quite...appealing.

It won’t have a 5 percent chance of being frozen in the center when you bite into it.

I have no idea who this guy is but I was tickled at being called a “warmongering cunt.”