jonathonhero
Jonathon Hero
jonathonhero

Okay, I get that the worms represent ‘spineless’ liberals undermining the foundations of Democracy and that the truck escaping their grip denotes the ability of hard-working Americans to wrest themselves from their ideological grasp. Edgar literally demonstrates his willingness to die with his cold dead hands still

What do you mean taking away freedoms? I mean, this whole thing is about giving freedom back to the people. I mean, it’s called the “Restoring Internet Freedom Order”.

A book that is clear.

“Dear Dr. Nerdlove ... I’m thinking about breaking up with my boyfriend because he’s distant and seems uninterested in me. The way I see it, I’ve got two options: 1. sit down with him and have an open, face-to-face conversation. 2. Write him a note, use google to translate it to Filipino, and then hand-convert that to

I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE, I AM TALKING ABOUT IRISH AND ITALIANS.

“little thought has been given to the Apu character beyond the accent, that Apu is his ethnicity (and a blatantly distorted one at that) and that’s it.”

I can image the emulators that would deliver the game to PC enthusiasts, certainly, though this would take some time.

I’m certain that’s what you meant.

I don’t have children, but that’s exactly why I love my Switch as a 30-something. I play before sleeping or on weekends in bed or else on the couch while “watching shows” with the wife.

Lil Peep is survived by his father, Jared Leto’s Joker.

Switch size comparison against Wii U, Xbox One, PS4 Slim and PS4 Pro:

What’s different about this picture is that the camera has also blurrily captured his ectoplasmic id, having incontinently leaked out of his ear on his left, the viewer’s right side, see it with its eyes closed and its mouth agape? you can’t however, see its hands, reaching out like claws.

The other half of the country relies on him for all their news, to the point where they have a radically counter-factual understanding of our national politics.

One of the few times I hope a videogame fails miserably sales-wise. The economy is absolutely terrible for a full-priced 60$ release. If this were half-price, I would understand. But 40 hours to unlock each of the single most iconic characters in the game? That’s ludicrous. It’s obvious that the in-game economy is

Except OW doesn’t lock Tracer or Reaper behind a loot crate.

Dumb article that only exists for a click, which in turn references a dumb essay that itself only exists for a click.

“Hey guys, some people used this art/historical moment/idea for racist/sexist/etc. purposes, and it is wrong wrong wrong to reference the art/historical moment/idea without referencing (read:

This is just another confirmation that men who obsess over who’s doing what in women’s bathrooms are the ones we really need to be protecting ourselves and our daughters from.

There’s also nothing historic about Trump’s win, jizzcake.

Troll Game: 4/10 - two points added for “Kyle The Shit Head Broflovski”, one point deducted for not using the cleaner configuration of “Kyle ‘Shit Head’ Broflovski.”

I don’t want to Monday Morning QB your editor but I think we probably would have figured out “Boston” from the rest of the headline.

I don’t think you can blame Lincoln for what happened after the war. You may have missed a page in your history textbook.