jonathonhero
Jonathon Hero
jonathonhero

No Mercy is still the pinnacle of all Wrestling Video games. I still play that up at my parents cabin when I go visit in the summer.

Is it weird that I think this series peaked on the Nintendo 64? Just give us an in depth character creator that allows us to spit blood and pummel easily perplexed AI into oblivion.

I posted this during a discussion about this issue at the AVClub:

It’s true that the original trangressive slant of South Park worked better when we were lambasting regressive social norms, but now that norms have become more progressive it has served as fertilizer for conservative/regressive attitudes. Being

I went to a recent talk about gun violence in Chicago where a representative of the CPD (as well as a specialist from LAPD who was brought in for training) talked about the implementation of an algorithm (or some tool like it) to help them predict and patrol the most at risk neighborhoods, blocks, street corners and

Right? I’m pretty sure the family of Dantrell Davis would have a different opinion than that jamoke OP of the safety of walking past Cabrini Green in the 90's.

Hi. Southside resident here. Go fuck yourself.

Look at a map. Now find chicago, now find the indiana/illinois border.

It’s natural selection. Mario has simply evolved to a point where none of the lesser creatures of the Mushroom Kingdom matter. Punch a dinosaur, mind control the lowest form of mushroom life... It just doesn’t matter there. It may seem cruel from where we’re standing, but it’s a natural process there, and we should

I totally got the hots for Bowser.

In all fairness, every time I visit a new restaurant I do try to enslave or murder all of my fellow patrons. It’s my heritage as an Italian ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

My only regret is...that America has....Ken Boneitis.

They’re America’s team more than ever, a disappointing franchise run by an aging dipshit and employing a lot of crooks.

Especially when they go begging for Republicans for help and they’re going to hear “Sorry losers, supply and demand, free market capitalism and shit.”

Also he fucks horses.

Trump opponent: “Yes! This video PROVES that Trump is a sexual predator!!”

Kenyon Martin, the African-American former basketball player, has Chinese tattoos all over his body.

53% of white women who voted selected Trump. Never, ever forget that.

The Fool’s role is often to speak truth to power. The play is a comedy when they’re heard, a tragedy when they’re not.

I actually compete at Smash monthly. And I enjoy how seriously you are taking this very, very serious list. Have a great day, IceSprite!