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Josh hates pornhub because he doesn't want the base to know that's where he hangs out with the Hawleywood elite

Gotta be honest, I HATED the Ridley scene in other M. It was worse than waiting for Adam’s permission to finally turn on varia and not melt. While the varia nonsense was a terrible explanation to justify a tense segment of gameplay, having Samus regress mentally into a scared child upon facing Ridley for the 3rd(?)

Toby Fox news >>>>> Fox News

“Asians are like that…I’ve worked for Chinese people and they are the worst. The worst people in the world.”

Comedy *generally* ages like milk. WOW is, wow, 17 years old.

Fahey: spends hundreds of words across the opening paragraphs explaining the differences between, and advantages of, hardware emulation over software emulation

You magnificent bastard.

Update: that was actually the Nintendo legal team’s helicopter and the uniformed officers were their lawyers.

I had no idea who this person was until I read the article and now... eeeeeewww...

I would recommend one of the millions of equivalent homes that sell for a 3rd or less of what he payed because they aren’t located in an area inflated by the excesses of capitalism.

Lefty Limbaugh makes fortune off of anti-capitalist hot takes, buys house in Mecca of capitalism.

But firm grasps on issues and calm understanding make for terrible television and nobody re-tweets your HOT TAEKS if you just see things like a normal human should...”

Well good, just more help ensuring that the people who put blood, sweat, and pixels - err, tears, into these games get what’s rightfully theirs!

To be fair, there are hundreds of vidjagame sites out there that offer straight coverage.  Kotaku has ALWAYS been a place where the writers wrote about what they cared about and have had leeway to provide their own takes.  If you just want straight coverage (news, reviews, etc.) there are sites that do that.  That's

I... misread this at first. Not sure if I’m relieved or disappointed.

Awaiting the decision:

Welp, need to update my Last of US rankings:

Pretty obvious someone’s just gonna come along and beat em with something like 7, or 8 Days in Fallujah anyways.  They should just quit.