jonathonhero
Jonathon Hero
jonathonhero

He was clearly murdered by a skeleton who then stole his car and drove it into that pond.

I would maaaaaaaaaybe put it ahead of Jason takes Manhatten (which is as horrible as the perfect description makes it out to be), but the remake wasn’t fun to watch at all for me.

I came to yell about Jason X’s placement near the bottom of the list, but was pleasantly surprised that you’ve put it exactly where it needs to be.

Entry 1B: Return to Oz

Are these the same brave heroes that changed the name of their game from “Ion Maiden” as to avoid offending the lawyers of sextegenarian rockers?

Well, it took Reagan and one of his SS - err, secret servicemen - being shot for him to come around to the idea so... I dunno, just brainstorming here...

After walking uphill 7 miles to and from school barefoot, challenges like that were the only way to decompress.

Anything that makes a game more like Castlevania 2 is a good thing.

Okay, I’m really tired of people bringing that up and talking about how terrible it was. You see, King was trying to... nah just kidding.

Also dead.

Everyone knows Russia and America are basically tge same thing... same thing. But they are old, much older, some say the oldest country. They used to call themselves Us Sr. because they are us but older, but now Russia, because the wanted to get usa in their name.  Sad."

It’s because they’re craven. They’ve seen what happens to every Republican who dares to offer even a slight criticism of him. Would they get more of their regressive agenda accomplished with a president Pence? Absolutely. Would they keep their job if they voted to remove Trump from office? Absolutely not.

He found out that the entirety of the ground crew and all of the terminal employees were female and was therefore not allowed to go as his wife had a prior commitment.

Fingers were already crossed that Fascist Fatass died of a massive... anything, but now I’m crossing the fingers on my other hand too.

I don’t think your opinion is unreasonable, and I sort of subscribed to the idea of vaguely respecting the bravery of those who do it, but after having lost someone incredibly close to me that took their own life, I’ve come to believe that the collateral damage outweighs any personal pain a person might have been

Arguably the most famous depiction of Gambit is from TAS, which featured a laughably bad cajun accent: all the more reason Keanu can-do!

Too old canonically for the character, but he still makes people swoon, so let’s forget about Channing Tatum and deal-in Keanu Reeves to be the first on-screen Gambit in a movie that isn’t considered blasphemous in 24 countries.

So what you’re saying is... Willrow Hood’s ice cream maker was designed to look like a popular in-universe safe?!

Kenny Omega is exceptional.

Any word yet on whether or not this DLC will be provided for free with a subscription to Nintendo Power?