jonathonhero
Jonathon Hero
jonathonhero

Soooo... heard you loved BotW but thought it could have used some proper dungeons...

HOLY BALLSACKS! GEORGE MUTHE-R. R. - FUCKIN MARTIN IS WORKING ON A GAME WITH FROM SOFT?!?!

Is it an old game?

OMG IT’S A SEQUEL TO LEGACY OF THE WIZARD!

You never tried Coke-2?  I mean, they kept selling the stuff for years, but under the "2" name.  

Holy shit thats great.   Had the exact same thought.

Personally loved the Clegane Bowl and, if anything, felt it was closer to over-the-top than it was underwhelming.

The Birds

Do they have A New Hope in hell? I’d love to watch at least one of the best two Star Wars flicks there.

Good summary.  I can understand not liking the film, but am baffled when I hear people say there was a lack of character development.  These criticisms seem to hone in on Finn, the guy who starts the film trying to steal an escape pod to run away, and ends it with trying to give his life to help the resistance.

TLJ did 2/3rds the box office Force Awakens did.

Old man yells at cloud, is assured cloud doesn’t exist by hand-picked official, demands meteorologists be stripped of any awards for saying that it’s cloudy.

These people are able to be “these people” because the world is a bad place.

Orange cats are the best. The. Best.

I could be wrong, but it’s not the chance of them jumping over koopa shells that makes that mode of attack unreliable, it’s the fact that shells pass right through them.

A vidjagame is in a pretty good place when the biggest gripe is that after 300 hours I’m kinda getting bored!

13?   Pfffft....  I’m almost 3 times that.

So I take it from the murder rampage Batman that this show is part of the DC cinematic universe?

Not to mention a Splinter writer criticizing anyone else for smugness. I mean, I come here for the smugness. I like the smugness. When you’re wading in the waters of a world where an entire political contingent believes up is down, left is right, and Jesus is coming back any second now to embrace his chosen porn-star