Well someone at the FCC certainly has a lot of Pai on their face.

Especially sad when their rich guy card almost certainly has an expiration date approaching faster than “six cars.”

This change has less to do with semantics and more to do with President Dumbass giving his Space Force something to hunt.

I've been praying for a heart attack, stroke, or random bolt of lightning, but I'm afraid God, much like congressional Republicans, is afraid of losing the support of his base.

Orange-Julius Caesar and his MAGAts ruin everything they touch.

That’s right!

“Hello David?  This is your cousin Marvin, Marvin Bowie.  You know them animals from Mars you been looking for?  Well take a look at this!"

Going to be a lot of angry neckbeards with the inclusion of Daisy Ridley.

The last metroid fighter is in captivity. The internet, is at peace.

The entire picture is being financed by Hot Topic.

Had he been a wealthy celebrity, and had the cops leaked his home porno rather than merely murder him, the Florida jury would’ve awarded his family 120 million.

I think it’s reasonable to conclude that people eat pokemon, but I’d be interested to see which pokemon are culturally acceptable to eat within each region.

+1 Two-Faced comment.

I think you’re probably right, figuratively and literally.

WWJD?

In all fairness, it was pretty shitty for Kap to rip on that old dying vet for getting captured by the Viet Cong, and I couldn’t believe when he farted all over the parents of that dead soldier.

God bless those brave souls. How many beautiful minds were destroyed to bring us this data?

Yeah it’s bizarre. His defense is an admission of guilt.

This whole episode really speaks to the futility of convincing anyone hooked into fox news or right-wing radio that Trump’s team did anything wrong.