jonathonhero
Jonathon Hero
jonathonhero

My Best Buy stories are the things nightmares are made of.

I receieved Mario Maker a day early from them, but it’s been all downhill from there.

I can’t wait to get my bum code when my Amazon Prime preorder arrives... Wednesday...

Too lazy to sign up for DACA, but not lazy enough to not steal American jobs, amirite General Kelly!?

Looks like the Border Patrol has the whole “Good Samaritan Law” thing backwards.

PRESS F TO BE PRESIDENTIAL

I always appreciated how that company would identify all of their controllers that didn’t work well by putting “Madcatz” somewhere on them.

The actual reason for the extra year of waiting is that George R.R. Martin has decided to write the final five minutes of the series.

I’ve always pictured him as more of a produce-based Motown kinda guy...

I did not, any good?

It’s between him, Billie Lourd, and Broom Kid.

I agree with you regarding Phasma, but everything that can be said of her can be said of Boba Fett yet the myth of the mighty Fett persists.

Good God - I saw the “turns 30" and the picture of FF6 and got really really depressed for a second. Then I re-read the headline and was just really depressed.

I generally like the Force Awakens, and they did what they needed to do given that they wanted to balance crowd-pleasing and minimal risk, but you pretty much summed up my biggest problems with that movie as well.

Touche.

Yeah, the tech and the physics made no sense, but it never really did.

“...says that Palpatine was a Senator who accrued power and then, with Vader’s help, was able to take control of the Republic and subvert it into the Empire.”

I suffered through that first Aftermath novel in the hopes of getting some clues about the period of time between RotJ and TFA, specifically how the Empire became the First Order, and Chuck Wendig did an excellent job of convincing me that there was no reason to keep reading.

Sure, it’s kind of stupid, but a minor officer - especially one that was literally just demoted for impulsiveness - not being filled in on all the details of a plan that they don’t have a part in isn’t really much of a stretch.

An opinion is an opinion, and you’re far from alone in not liking this movie, but did we really need to know who Snoke was?