jonathonhero
Jonathon Hero
jonathonhero

My Best Buy stories are the things nightmares are made of.

I receieved Mario Maker a day early from them, but it’s been all downhill from there.

I can’t wait to get my bum code when my Amazon Prime preorder arrives... Wednesday...

Too lazy to sign up for DACA, but not lazy enough to not steal American jobs, amirite General Kelly!?

Looks like the Border Patrol has the whole “Good Samaritan Law” thing backwards.

PRESS F TO BE PRESIDENTIAL

I always appreciated how that company would identify all of their controllers that didn’t work well by putting “Madcatz” somewhere on them.

I’ve always pictured him as more of a produce-based Motown kinda guy...

Good God - I saw the “turns 30" and the picture of FF6 and got really really depressed for a second. Then I re-read the headline and was just really depressed.

Yeah, you know, back when families were stronger and stuck together.

Absolutely. The lunatics don’t go from useful idiots to actually running the Republican party without social media.

My only hope of a silver lining is getting to experience the schadenfreuden of having places like that priced out altogether.

It’s a shame that part of “making America great again(!)“ involves taking it back to a pre-internet state.

Not mentioned is the fact that the Naranja Nutsack actually did contribute to her campaign on three different occasions.

Genuinely surprised they didn’t follow up his scandalous anthem-protest support with his prosecution of the KKK.

In honor of today’s wonderful announcements, I would mute Megaman in every game that he speaks in. Also, X. And Zero. And Sigma. And the Mavericks. And everyone else I suppose.

Trump is certainly the closest analogue to Latin-American dictators that the United States has ever had at the helm, but didn’t most of those dictators at least ply their underclasses with benefits under the auspice of socialism?

This is really gross. Really, really gross.

“Netflix, you’re greenlit!”