I believe you are younger, Am I right? TOS has seemed about right since the mid sixties, when I was three years old...

Yup.

Sue and Johnny are Brother and SISTER.    READ DECADES OF FANTASTIC FOUR...

That bitch had a non verbal autistic son. Her vanity was inflamed by this, so she killed the poor kid out of anger and childishness, and blamed a black man or two in the belief she would be overlooked as the real culprit...  It didn’t work out that way, thankfully.  Neurotypical ableist bitch.  She better not piss off…

Try Rio Mare.  Starkist is pretty good, too...  

You, too?  Me, too.

Until or unless they do and commit suicide to cheat the hangman, or the firing squad, a la Hermann Goering, Hitler and Goebbels...

Baseless allegations of somebody being a Pedo(phile) that has NO evidence to back a single syllable of the previous statement is fodder for lawsuits... Avoid like the plague...

Me, too.  I lurves me my big, shaggy black Newfies....

Yes.  On the count that they taste so, so good...

Tagalog is one of many languages and dialects indigenous to the Philippine Islands...

Tagalog is a language.  NOT cookies...

I never misspelled a single word in my time in school from First Grade all the way to Twelfth Grade...  NOT ONE, Let alone ONCE...  The line to kiss my bottom forms to my rear, between my back pockets...

No, You Fuck Off, and FUCK YOU, while you’re at it...

No.  It does not.   That only makes the silencer as bad as or even worse than the silencee...  Go back and reread LouBiffo, Kyosokun...

Or a chicken burger, with prepared mustard and chunky green relish. Betcha that’s AWESOME!!!!!!!!

I take it this means that improper use of helmet is a penalty you can lose yards for...  

For the reason you specified alone, I avoid The Root AND Jezebel...

Ditto, Yankee.  

Yeah.  Oh, for the good old days...