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Jonathan Parent
jonathanparent

A League of They’re Owned

It still has more ports than a brand new MacBook.

Apparently he can only grow his finger nails at-will.

I can’t tell you how devastated the Patriots organization must be now that you refuse to recognize their Super Bowl wins.

They did, but the other doctor had already had his appendix removed so there was no point doing it again.

I think the challenge was to do it with the one you had, not the extra 30 you bought. If that couldn’t be done, then the guy that wrote the manual didn’t pose a challenge, he was just a dick.

I think maybe you missed who is paying the $300K.

Anyone else thought it was a woman in this image?

It's a delicate balance. I have some 40+ trade lines on my credit report and my FICO credit scores are 790, 812, 810. It really boils down to credit utilization (aka how much you owe) and deliquency (aka payments >30 days late).

You can purchase "spacers" or "standoffs" at any hardware store. The will cover the threads and hold the object a standard distance off the drawer face. If you spray paint the spacer the color of the pull it will look much more professional. While a good idea, the pulls in the article do look a bit ghetto.

I'm pretty sure no type or lack of footwear would impede my exit from a plane in an emergency situation. Sure, it might be uncomfortable walking through the snow barefoot, but by god, show some survival instincts people.

A healthy marriage is impossible in a tiny house. It is, however, quite possible in two tiny houses.

yeah, closer to 2Bn in USD.

Apple has just announced that it is to invest €1.7 billion. That strange letter means Euro.

Euro or Dollar? I know the difference is only about $200 million but for pedantic argument sake...

See you next year Laxman.

FACEBOOK: What do you do to pictures of little girls, Laxman?

Try and buy 8TB worth of SSDs

There's something a little disgusting about having a heart-to-heart letter conversation with a guy, reading in his letter that he doesn't want the letter on social media, and promptly selling the letter to TMZ.