Is this an April Fools post? :)

This picture will haunt my dreams.

From a PC: It's complicated.

I've got something of a real mess on my hands.

Oh no, you're thinking of the support group. I made that same mistake myself. They're called the Blue Man Group.

If you thought the iPhone exploit was bad, check out the spammer's URL in the comments.

Eat as many fruits and vegetables as you would like. Don't eat anything else. Fin.

Thrown up. I was in college, in my dorm room. I felt so nervous, ran out of my room, but unfortunately the bathroom was too far. I made it to the "trash room", got sick, went back, brushed my teeth, and felt immediately better and could enjoy myself. She thought it was funny. That was February, 2001.

How many kids do you have?

No one called you.

Looks like a decoy passport. Or a passport from the most boring country in the world.

I can't walk into a supermarket without spending $40-50 easy. I call bullshit, unfortunately.

Don't sacrifice happiness, either. But take a look at your expenses first:

I think a lot of people spend their money frivolously and that it is good to periodically sit down, write out a budget (even if you have no intention of sticking to it) to visualize where the money should go. Then import a years' worth of transactions into Mint and visualize where the money actually goes. If they…

I totally agree:

A lot of Dolphins fans in Ray Finkle's hometown. Just sayin'.

Joe Cross!

Shooting gasoline or jet fuel to light it.

This is kind of extreme...

I don't believe in tipping. I believe in over-tipping!