I had a (refurb) Macbook motherboard die one year TO THE DAY. I brought it to a genius bar at 8:00pm that night and they said "yep, bad logic board, we'll get it fixed up". I sheepishly asking when my warranty expired. They said not for another 20 days! Sounds good to me...

Is this sucker nuclear?

18.5? That's what she said. Seriously, 18.5?

Awesome resource. My wife uses it extensively in her 6th grade classroom to track milestones in math. Kids love it because they get points when they make progress towards learning a new concept. Teachers love it because it allows them to see how many tries it takes a kid to "master" a concept.

I know... people ask to take my cranberry sauce home with them. I grimace.

Of course. SPACE TIME CONTINUUM!

Should cranberry sauce be made ahead to save time or on Thanksgiving day?

Speaking of Butterball.... WATCH:

This is timely. I just started a new job at the netadmin at a school district. I didn't get my ID badge for 2 months after I started. I would show up at a school with a visitor's badge and try to convince them I needed access to their wiring closet (which I had no key for).

Exactly.

Look up "natural monopoly".

Take a picture of your menus, store them on your phone or tablet. Recycle the menu.

Uncanny badass resemblance.

Buy 2, in case you want to read it more than once.

YES. I have recovered entire Exchange stores from VSS due to clients not having a working backup. People are always amazed when I break it out, like it's magic (it is).

This has existed for 10 years. Volume shadow copies! TOTALLY UNDERUSED!