Lol, sorry that you’re apparently having a crappy Monday. The joke was intentionally on the nose back when it was in The Office and this is the first time I’ve heard it referred to “horribly unfunny”.

I love books and have zero issues reading long ones... but Moby Dick was truly boring.

As someone who has played piano since the age of eight, I can say wholeheartedly that it’s impressive. It’s not close to impossible or anything, but that would definitely be challenging.

Just want to preface this comment by mentioning that I’m typing this on an Macbook Pro, which is sitting on my desk along with my iPhone 8 Plus and my 10.5" iPad Pro. I like Apple products.

This works very well in my experience. It’s straightforward and simple. https://github.com/jordam/portify.js/

I often get stomach cramps when running. I’m also a relatively new runner (less than five months). What steps can I take to reduce the possibility of stomach cramps?

Correction: Under the "Android Apps" section, it's "NeoCal Advanced Calculator". On a sidenote, RealCalc Plus is way better and it's only $3.50.

Disclaimer: I didn't participate in anyway in the creation of RealCalc Plus. I just like the app.

HEB's store brands are generally top notch. Except for their Oreo ripoff (blech!) and their HFCS sodas. Their line of pure cane sugar sodas are amazingly better than name brands. They make a Dr. Pepper imitation that tastes better than Dr. Pepper. Their ice cream is (gasp) better than Blue Bell and their oatmeal…

Sorry, I love Lifehacker, but this is stupid. Someone is going to try this and break their iPad. And it won't be me, because I'm smart enough not to try it.

Whoops. I just realized I wrote chicken. I meant chili.

True Texas chili does NOT have beans OR tomatoes. Just meat and chili's. And it tastes better than any other chicken you've ever eaten. But beans make the chili last longer, thus making it more cost effective. So I eat beans in my chili. :)

Mac OS X is built on Linux. :)

That's ridiculous. Plenty of people use Linux as their full time OS. I can name at least four people off the top of my head that I know for a fact use Linux as their full time OS. Ubuntu is very capable of handling an everyday user's requirements and so are Fedora and Mint.

@Tetris Jr. LOL!

Is this Shannon Morse?

Awesome car! :)