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Those jerks tried to circle him looking all hard, but his vigorous pumping and spraying all over the place got them off as fast as possible.

Deffo Maria Bakalova and Riz Ahmed. I’m partial to the animated awards; I’ve only seen Soul and Onward so far, and I don’t know if they cancel each other out but...I actually liked Onward better than Soul but not sure if Onward is a Oscar-worthy movie. But this year is bonkers so it might as well because why not?

Exactly this!

A dude who, as far as we know, has never hurt anyone or really had any major scandals. Just kinda does what he does. Which at this point is podcasting and making forgettable movies, and that is ok.

I haven’t enjoyed a Kevin Smith movie since Cop Out (which I still think was better than it was given credit for), but I also don’t understand the weird desire this site has to shit all over him. He may not be making GOOD movies anymore, but what he puts out is pretty inoffensive and easy to ignore. But everything he

Another trilogy of films I watched in lockdown last year. Thirteen is really fun and well worth a watch. Twelve is actually better than I remembered it being. It’s still got problems but I liked it a lot more this time than the previous two occasions. 

You gonna be erupting at both ends eating at McDowell’s. Manager flipping burger with his nasty bare hands, buns just laying about all uncovered and exposed, fries not dropped just sitting there thawing and growing bacteria, got strangers in the back wearing street clothes, and mop water right next to the grill. The

I’ve never really gotten why they do this. Like, putting them online just after they’re shown on air makes sense, but putting it out early to promote the commercial itself doesn’t really to me.

So you’re basing it in a couple of roles? Do you think Keifer Sutherland is a racist Marine? Richard Dreyfuss is a right wing Senator? Alan Rickman a German terrorist?

Im sure they'll be devastated. 

Agreed 100%. Some of the respondents to your post are so busy building straw men that they failed to notice you weren’t whining about not being able to go back to Disney World, you were saying that it would be nice to be able to hold onto the hope that things may eventually get better. And even nicer if people

I think the subtext is that Natasha loves the Avengers as her family, and is sacrificing herself for them. She is doing the opposite of what Thanos did, which was a selfish act.

Ugh. Reading the comments...it looks like a contest of who is the saltiest internet commenter. In contests like that, there are no winner.

Sometimes, when I don’t care about an article on the internet, I just don’t read it or comment. Maybe something to keep in mind for some people here? There are millions of articles out there, you’re gonna spend a lot of time telling everyone how little you care about them all.

Multiple Academy Award-winner Ben Affleck

I like Ben Affleck

Awww, it’s a good story, Yummsh! It transcends class boundaries. Everyone wants to look cool in front of their kid. Eight year old children can’t realize the extent of privilege, so there’s an entirely innocent joy at play here that makes this feel pretty nice.

You’re a real piece of shit, huh?

It is absolutely a safety thing. There are fewer employees later at night, and probably no other customers around either. Much more likely to be robbed.