The new Jay and Silent Bob reboot needs to be two hours of them beating the shit out of toxic internet fucks.

They’re now looking at $440 million a year between Raw and SD.

What the hell happened this season? Last thing I remember was all the kids except Lily graduating and Phil getting a magic store.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

Because anybody with half a brain knows that story is bullshit.

I mean...Jen is a better character than EVERYONE, so that hardly seems a fair standard, haha!

Though that might depend on if Coulson survives the end of the SHIELD season. Whether by his own dying body or him being one of the half that vanishes... it is possible he dies, too...

No mention of F. F. Woodycooks and The Crime Stick?

Walk Hard is a good movie from beginning to end.

WHERE IS MY NIGHT COURT BINGE AVAILABILITY, NETFLIX?!?!? -_-

Although it’s not my favourite ever, the opening to Superman Returns is - like the movie itself - highly underrated. Big, sweeping, full of the wonder and scope of the universe, condenses the destruction of Krypton into a concise sixty seconds, classic John Williams score. Marvellous.

The Casino Royale opening marks the beginning of a new James Bond era with gorgeous animation and a great song by Chris Cornell.

No love? Laughed so hard at this when I saw it in the movies.

I love the original UK version of Taskmaster. I hope the American version is at least watchable, but they’re airing S6 of the original at the same time anyway.

Oh, I get it. He’s like an alcoholic but for stand-up specials.

Are you telling me this guy gets off by dressing up as an old man and forcing them to eat a big Tuna Fish sandwich?

This. I cannot FATHOM why Whedon left that in the movie.

And worse. Why he wrote such a truly hideous 90 seconds. I mean it’s just awful in every respect, from Cavill’s “smell the fart” acting to the uncomfortable weirdness.

Everything about that scene is wrong and the whole movie hangs off that bizarre first and…

Never. His cousin needs to show up soon...

Let’s all make a promise that when/if we become famous, we will all be Kevin Smith Famous.