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That line Timely had about Miss Minutes “mocking” him when she was glitching out was gold.

Has there been a more colossally wasted premise than Downsizing?

It’s very likely you simply ended up in one of the showtimes that were added later, most of the ones that went on sale weeks ago were full.

Couldn’t be mad at the McDonald’s stuff, it was a perfect use of it.

Kevin Smith talked about how Green shit talked him about lowering the bar for indie filmmakers.

He did manage to extricate himself from the whole deal quite brilliantly when he did the SNL episode.

Equally glad not to see Boston Rob here when I never considered him a true villain.

Fuck off, Oscar is hilarious.

Yep, saw the article title, ran in here to see if I needed to defend Oscar, and am delighted to see I’m not alone.

Who’s to say he won’t win this time?

Can we just give the job to Roy Wood Jr.

Wow, this is the first review I’ve seen that doesn’t think this is the best of the three by some distance..

Now I’m picturing Marty McFly calling Crispin Glover a fucking mark, punching Biff while wearing the Dynamite Diamond Ring and demanding Zemeckis give him a raise or he’ll jump ship to Rocky IV.

Forget obscure record, the record for highest grossing concert film ($73 million for Justin Bieber Never Say Never) is in real danger.

We shall see how it goes with the two Fassbender movies with people on Twitter reminding everyone about his abuse allegations.

Sandler’s Netflix track record is spotty as fuck, but he has made a few winners here and there.

How fucking dare you leave Tropic Thunder out of 2008?

Smart move, in retrospect, the receptionist was his first hit character, I believe.

Also, Spielberg is one of the producers, and I have a hunch he wouldn’t tolerate antisemitism.

I would switch Reilly in Talladega Nights or Walk Hard with Step Brothers and Jack Black in Jumanji for School of Rock but otherwise a very solid list.