The Rocker was a huge bomb, but man, that cast was stacked.

MadTV is deservingly low, but ahead of The Muppet Show?

They can’t.

Look, we all know that Indy and Marion were about to fuck and he grabbed the hat because she wanted him to wear it during sex.

And he proved that he actually COULD do a Mario voice, it was always an intentional decision for him not to sound like that the whole film.

Shoulda let Whoopi have it.

Can’t believe you skipped over Rick Astley kicking ass in his first set, then as an encore, doing a full set of The Smiths covers and making a strong case for just replacing Morrisey entirely.

This week’s winner: Jason Schwartzman

They had to fry them at the store, it’s very time consuming.

I prefer Beerfest and Club Dread, honestly.

I forgot Game Night was an R.

The most obvious omissions here are Walk Hard, Ted, Beerfest and Shaun of the Dead (although I prefer A Million Ways to Die in the West to Ted).

He’s right.

This list without Metalhead and White Christmas is worthless.

The Office and Parks and Recreation both kinda sucked in their first season compared to where they ended up.

Then again, Mattson’s financial house of cards might still collapse fairly quickly and there won’t be much Tom can do about that.

I get it, but…..are we just saying the dogs in pet stores can fuck off?

Same here, but also Deep Blue Sea rules.

Deciding to turn Dark Tower into a YA novel adaptation centering on Jake was one of the most insane ideas ever.

Definitely not.