They can’t.

Look, we all know that Indy and Marion were about to fuck and he grabbed the hat because she wanted him to wear it during sex.

And he proved that he actually COULD do a Mario voice, it was always an intentional decision for him not to sound like that the whole film.

Shoulda let Whoopi have it.

Can’t believe you skipped over Rick Astley kicking ass in his first set, then as an encore, doing a full set of The Smiths covers and making a strong case for just replacing Morrisey entirely.

This week’s winner: Jason Schwartzman

They had to fry them at the store, it’s very time consuming.

I prefer Beerfest and Club Dread, honestly.

I forgot Game Night was an R.

The most obvious omissions here are Walk Hard, Ted, Beerfest and Shaun of the Dead (although I prefer A Million Ways to Die in the West to Ted).

He’s right.

This list without Metalhead and White Christmas is worthless.

The Office and Parks and Recreation both kinda sucked in their first season compared to where they ended up.

Then again, Mattson’s financial house of cards might still collapse fairly quickly and there won’t be much Tom can do about that.

I get it, but…..are we just saying the dogs in pet stores can fuck off?

Same here, but also Deep Blue Sea rules.

Deciding to turn Dark Tower into a YA novel adaptation centering on Jake was one of the most insane ideas ever.

Definitely not.

I was initially bummed Connor didn’t get more in the finale, but he’s the one Roy who actually got a win, between giving himself dibs on Logan’s stuff and the video proving that he was the only one who got to hang out with Logan in a fun way.

I believe Arrow killed off its lead in the penultimate episode.