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Jonathan Michaels
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Never forget that Austin absolutely refused to sleep with Vanessa when she was drunk, and that Austin Fucking Powers is actually, for the most part, a prime example of non toxic masculinity.

The big difference between Chapelle and Gervais is that Gervais has always done this asshole persona in his standup shows, they’re all built around him performatively being an egocentric monster, but not ever supposed to be taken seriously, he just doesn’t know when to stop.

I only just today discovered how low the ratings for the show are these days.

Apparently Butler is playing the Sting role in the second part of Dune, and that tracks, honestly.

Maybe they’ll actually let you adjust your height for fucking once.

The way 4 ended indicated that the next game would be a riff on Assassin’s Creed, that would have been pretty badass.

Where does it say she’s playing Rose Tyler?

Whenever the trailer or commercial comes on and the title appears, all I hear in my head is the end of the Two and a Half Men theme and I cannot be alone in this.

I’m glad Foley seems to be in higher spirits lately.

Not really, as much as it seems easy to write it off as yet another meta wank job, more that anything it feels like the most adult and subversive thing Disney has put the Disney name on in a very long time.

I didn’t think CinemaCon was open to the public?

I give them kudos, this is clearly the most adult oriented Disney has put their name on in forever.

Rent does seem like a good example of the worst case scenario for this, Cats was much weirder and The Producers partly failed because it came a month after Rent flopped and Universal basically dumped it at Christmas (One weekend after King Kong and same weekend as Munich, Universal focused on them and let Producers

Remarkably, Grande and Erivo are only 7 years apart.

What Taco Bell are you going to where you’re paying that much?

The audience was rather quiet, felt super awkward.

A weird time, and an even weirder place, for Bad Boys, I would think.

It’s the entrance on 535 across from CrossRoads (RIP)

You’re wrong, that’s the entrance we locals use to get to the theater.

Y’all really hate fast food workers, don’t you?