Literally what? It’s a Sony first-party game. Sony has never, in the history of it’s entire existence, released any first-party game on anything other than a PlayStation. Looks like you’ll be waiting forever.

This is awesome. Anyone who’s ever played and fell in love with a Soulsborne game knows exactly what you’re going through. The games just take hold of you and before you know you’re 80 hours deep, playing through new game + a second time cause the game is just so damn good. Have you tried any of the Dark Souls games…

I can’t fathom how the two aren’t connected. Most people will never a go day in their life where their house is shot at. Two times in two days? It’s a twisted, childish fan of his. 

Just having a normal interaction over the internet. Yep, look at us, being all normal and attacking companies based on brand loyalty. Sure is great to be a coupla regular dudes, yelling and stuff through a keyboard.

Beautifully written, as always Kirk. And very fascinating. I hope the people who are close-minded might open their minds a little bit. But they probably won’t. I imagine critical thinking is often lost on them.

What a perfect example of a total lack of reading comprehension. Like seriously, scholars should study this comment to see how, word by word, someone could completely miss the point. It’s a work of art.

Yeah, you’re right, the movie sucks. A beloved movie adored by critics and fans alike “sucks.” Thank god the internet has you to ooze an opinion on whatever comments section you can find and set the record straight. Finally, a real straight shooter. You should definitely continue to seek out message boards whenever…

I didn’t realize literally never talking about it counted as bragging. I wonder what other fascinating definitions you keep locked up in that brain. Can’t wait to hear more.

Imagine a Star Wars film that axed the annoying “all powerful wizard dude” trope in favor of an actual human, without a mask on? WEIRD RIGHT OMG LOLZ.

And they’ve taken a very objective viewpoint of it and left their emotions at the door. All I’m seeing on Reddit, Twitter, is “THIS MOVIE SUCKED.”

Well isn’t that the point? The bait and switch that so many fanboys fell for? It wasn’t so much hyped by the movies, but the endless culture around predicting, and theorizing and whatever-the-hell-else fans do nowadays. You guys hyped yourselves up. Turns out, her arc is actually pretty fricken’ cool. If ya’ll took a…

You just admitted you read Star Wars comics. Not sure how objective your viewpoint is going to be here.

If you take a step back, you’ll see that Snoke was really an awful, truly terrible character. He was the living embodiment of a Star Wars trope. If you feel the need to cling to that, well, read the awful Star Wars…

Hi. I’m a person and I don’t care where Rey’s powers come from. I’m not sure anyone other than super hardcore, weird fanboy Star Wars fans really care. It’s not important to her story, really, and is the whole reason why Kylo said she came from nothing. Not sure how you missed that really.

It’s part of Finn’s character arc. Anything else I can help you with?

You just wrote so much about something when you didn’t even understand. Finn’s “side story” was part of his character arc. He was learning to care about other people, not just himself and Ray. Can’t believe you didn’t pick up on that, honestly, what with how much thought you put into this post.

It’s almost like gaming sites look at what people are Googling.

Cool. But what about the people who did want reviews? Are you saying it’s better for no reviews at all, or it’s better that you (yes, just you) avoid looking at reviews? One of those things is the right answer.

I want to live in a world where being completely ignorant is celebrated. Actually, I take that back; your mind must be a frightening place.

If you don’t understand something, why comment? Do you think all of the Google searches of “Prey review” are just random? They’re not. Do your homework, then see why sites are under a lot of pressure to publish quickly.

Boy, this a bad comment.