Kids these days sure have come a long way from our 5318008 time. 

He would have stirred it by leaning in the desired direction in his train seat

No shit. He thought he could steer a train off the rails over curbs, fences, and two intersections?

“Fuck off” is the appropriate response to any proposal of ecological vandalism by Christo.

It’s the Soviet weather machine turning up the temperature anomaly to literally 11 (or maybe 12). See area inside the fuchsia circle below:

Heat extended beyond Russia’s borders to Finland and parts of Europe, as well.

Yeah, seriously. The fact that this kind of shit qualifies a person for a show on Discovery/Science is yet another indication of how fucking far our society has fallen. Sympathies to the dipshit’s friends and families and anyone who’s actually suffering because of this, but fuck an attention-seeking, science-denying…

...died on Saturday in a tragic accident.

So is he now the flattest flat Earther?